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this stuff is WAY too god damn hilarious!!!

Some entertainment from dennis...

  Now this is exactly what a typical club floorplan looks like.  First of all notice the ratio is like 7-1 BLUE/RED (Guy/Girl).  The girls are dancing together in their stupid Fobby Circle, while a bunch of daring guys are on the outside dancing trying to get in.  Most of the guys are on the OUTSIDE of the dance floor staring, trying to look cool. In this scenario, NOBODY looks cool, so give it up ok? Guys always complain, I can't find a girl. Well cuz there's like a 7-1 ratio stupid. Girls always complain, how can I meet a cute guy? Well if you seperate yourself out of your fobby circle and go to the bar area, there are more guys there than fobs who can speak good EngRish.

 MaMasita:  To the left is a Close up of the dance floor. What some people don't know, is that within every group of girls is some type of Cockblocker called a Mamasita.  She is the size of the Great Wall of China and there is no way to go around her. Guys are in no way able to get to the skinny girls unless MaMasita is taken care of. This is where the WingMan comes in. Friends take turns being the "designated driver" and take turns occupying MaMasita (otherwise known as "taking one for the team") so that the other guy can bypass security.  If MaMasita is unusually big (which more times than not is the case) open a big tab and buy her some 151s to take her out.

Sneak Attack:  Girls absolutely hate this. Sometimes it's Guerilla warfare and despite the best efforts of girls to holds hands and protect each other, some A**hole will come out of the woodwork like a silent fart and catch you by surprise. He'll come and suddenly put his arms around her waist. Gasp. Who the hell is that? She will make faces to her friends to ascertain if the guy is cute or not. If he is cute, the other girls will give her the thumbs up, but 99 3/4% of the time, the girls will either pull her away, or MaMasita will come and sit on him.

 Bitch: Yea, some girls (especially in NYC) have such an attitude. They are hot, and they know it. She gives you the finger no matter how nice you are. Once I saw a guy give a girl his business card. She tore it up right in the middle of the dance floor in front of him. I swear there are some stupid guys and some ass hole guys, but that's just wrong. If you got game perhaps you can win them over, but guys can be victims too.

  Jealousy: Sometimes you have a couple of girls in a group. In the beginning the short fat girl is like, it's all find and dandy. But after like the 374th time u go clubbing she finallly gets fed up. "stupid blonde bitch gets all the attention" and secretly plots her downfall. The final straw is when the short fat ugly girl talks to a guy she likes, who suddenly sees her blonde hot friend and leaves her to join the crowd who surrounds the hot chick. A screaming match ensures followed by hair pulling, screaming and other less than ladylike personality traits. Next time u go clubbin, for once, look at thehot girl's friend and you will see a polite smile, while rage is being built underneath. Eventually she resorts to online dating

Sucker: One no no, which I myself have got caught a couple of times. Never never get suckered into buying a group of girls some drinks unless they are friends or it's going somewhere. Many girls don't' want to pay for anything including cover charge or drink. They stand next to the bar looking all hot waiting for some unsuspecting fool to talk to them. They will be unusually friendly, and before you know it they suggest a round of drinks. Usually it's some worthless weak ass drink like Apple Martini, Malibu Pineapple, some other fruity fruit punch cost $10 kool aid drink. As soon as you get suckered into it, they take their smiling faces (and drinks) away. Well at least you made someone happy for 5 minutes. Too bad it isn't you. Say bye to $40

moving back down to LA in two months....

can't wait...SF was fun while it lasted...but i definitely had a better time in LA

recap of the weekend:

- friday...went out to this bar called swig in the financial district for mel's bday.  rolled out with clee and thomas ko.  definitely some good times.  it just felt good to be out and about again.  the venue was pretty nice...with a mixed crowd. 

- saturday...partied like i was in college again.  first we rolled out to suede, and ended up leaving because not only was the party wack, but they wanted to charge us $20 twice so that we could go upstairs and downstairs since there were two different parties going on...lame asses.  ended up going to the marina with steve, dan tung, elliot, jeff, and a few other heads.  stopped by bar none, which was a rowdy scene, and the matrix, where we capped off the night by drinking like fish.  and then on a random note, elliot got sucker punched in the nose by some random dude for no reason...pointless drama...and a total buzz kill.  he was fuming...damn...i would be too...how old are we again? 

- sunday...spent the day with mel where we acted like dorky tourists seeing sf for the first time.  we stopped by lombard st and took some pictures, and then headed towards fisherman's wharf where we got denied the trip to alcatraz being that the tour was booked through the rest of the week.  ended up eating some seafood at a restaurant next to where they sell all of the street-side seafood munchies.  the aroma from that area always smells so good...steamed crab...word.  capped of the relaxing day by getting some sushi in the castro...(yeah...the castro...i said it).

now i'm back at work...feeling lazy and daydreaming about the next few months.  definitely looking forward to all the big big changes up ahead.

being young is fun and exciting, but can be rough at times.  the future is always so uncertain and unclear.  we always plan, plan, and plan some more, but where we end up is always somewhere that was totally unexpected.  i suppose the best thing is to follow your instinct, and trust in yourself that the decisions that you're making today are the ones best for your future.

i'm going through another fork in the road of life...and i'm going with my instinct as far as which path to take.  big big changes are up ahead...i just hope i'm prepared and i've made the right decisions along the way thus far.